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Just when you think it can't get any worse...
Dear Universe,
Did I kill babies in my previous life? Are you mad at me because sometimes I drive to school when I totally could have taken the bus? Are you offended by the colour of my hair, the way I correct people on the pronunciation of my name, or the fact that I think the custom of tipping when you're not in a third world country is stupid?
I mean, seriously: why do you hate me so much? Why do you punish me with stuff like this?
Yours,
Bennet
Did I kill babies in my previous life? Are you mad at me because sometimes I drive to school when I totally could have taken the bus? Are you offended by the colour of my hair, the way I correct people on the pronunciation of my name, or the fact that I think the custom of tipping when you're not in a third world country is stupid?
I mean, seriously: why do you hate me so much? Why do you punish me with stuff like this?
Yours,
Bennet