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So as I was washing the dishes, I came up with this poem. It is sort of a tribute to Duncan.

Ish.

 

Duncan, for you I do not care,

Duncan, you were my cross to bare;

But no longer; not anymore,

You have walked out the door.

 

I realise your childhood was little fun,

With the pressure of being the favoured son,

But Duncan, you are such a bore,

That I prefer your sister, the whore.

 

You were a terrible boyfriend to V,

I hope she gets back with our beloved woobie,

But you've got your baby to worry about now,

A baby? That happened how?

 

Because hiring a lawyer made too much sense,

You decide it's better to hop the fence,

Escaping the Mannings in Mexico,

With baby Lilly and Astrid in tow.

 

Some now think you're a swell guy,

In that group? Not I!

As you drive off, I wonder why,

For this jerk, did Meg have to die?

 

And Duncan, if you come back,

Could you please be drunk from Jack?

It's the only time I find you amusing,

Otherwise you're so confusing.

 

Duncan, I liked you in season 1,

Season 2, you've been no fun.

Duncan, since we'll be seeing no more of you,

Does this mean Logan can wear more blue?

 

 

Yeah. So that's it. Terrible I know, but it gave me something to do while scrubbing the pots and pans.

Date: 2006-02-02 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slayervixen.livejournal.com
LMFAO!! You win at life.

Date: 2006-02-02 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bennet-7.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanx! I just adore mocking Duncan. He mostly does my work for me.

Date: 2006-02-02 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slayervixen.livejournal.com
Yeah its too easy to do cos he's such a robot :)

Date: 2006-02-03 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irmak.livejournal.com
And-now-my-space-button-doesn't-work-because-I-spat-coffee-all-over-my-keyboard.

That I prefer your sister, the whore.
Heeeee! (It's working now!)

You were a terrible boyfriend to V,
I hope she gets back with our beloved woobie,
But you've got your baby to worry about now,
A baby? That happened how?

Amen! And, seriously, the fertilizing skills of Donut surprised me. It was our Saint Blonde, and that Donut just had to deflower her. Ew.

Otherwise you're so confusing.
Of course he's confusing, it's becauseno one could tell the difference between his "I'm angry, goddamnit!" and "Is that ice cream? I want that" faces.

Heee! It's awesome as usual!

Date: 2006-02-03 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bennet-7.livejournal.com
Thanx! I hope you manage to clean your keyboard!

I do like Duncan in season 1; I just watched AEFC and he's pretty good in that. But Season 2? I just have no idea what's going on with him!

Date: 2006-06-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonypsyche.livejournal.com
*claps* it's ideas and poems like these that makes us realize why we love Logan.

Not that we needed more of a reason but still.

Date: 2006-06-24 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
LMAO. I think this deserves the Nobel Lit Prize.

Date: 2006-07-10 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etrnlscribbler.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! I just stumbled upon your lj via VM fic, and I LOVE this poem! :)

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