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Apr. 2nd, 2011 02:35 amGuys, go search the following in Google: helvetica.
Best April Fool's gag I've seen.
Best April Fool's gag I've seen.
Flattery will get you everywhere
Jan. 22nd, 2011 10:53 pmEarlier today I was at the petrol station, filling up my car, when I saw one of the attendants sitting on the curb not three metres away from the nearest pump. They were smoking a cigarette.
I guess they'd seen neither Zoolander nor the numerous signs around their place of work which clearly state "NO SMOKING!"
They'd finished and gone inside by the time I went into pay and I was seriously thinking about saying something. But then they complimented me on my Ants playing Tetris t-shirt and I blushed and said thank you and that was the end of that.
So if anyone every catches you doing something that could potentially jeopardise the lives of a suburban block, just say nice things about their clothes: they won't complain.
I guess they'd seen neither Zoolander nor the numerous signs around their place of work which clearly state "NO SMOKING!"
They'd finished and gone inside by the time I went into pay and I was seriously thinking about saying something. But then they complimented me on my Ants playing Tetris t-shirt and I blushed and said thank you and that was the end of that.
So if anyone every catches you doing something that could potentially jeopardise the lives of a suburban block, just say nice things about their clothes: they won't complain.
Tropes exist for a reason
Nov. 16th, 2010 04:35 pmJust heard about this today:
After this, he participated in a five-hour siege, resulting in his attacker's arrest.
Pocket protector on TVTropes.
A notebook, business cards and a coffee customer loyalty voucher are all that saved Inspector Brian Wyver from being stabbed in the heart.
The well-known Wollongong police officer was attending the home of a 39-year-old Austinmer man accused of assault on Saturday night when he was stabbed in the chest with a 30-centimetre knife.
The knife tore through Inspector Wyver's police shirt and the business cards before penetrating half the pages of the notepad in his top left pocket.
After this, he participated in a five-hour siege, resulting in his attacker's arrest.
Pocket protector on TVTropes.
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Aug. 10th, 2008 11:24 pmMy current favourite forum title over at IMDB? Homeopathic Pie Shouldn't work over on the Pushing Daisies page.
I mean, if you're going to question the realism of Pushing Daisies, the pies aren't where I'd start.
I mean, if you're going to question the realism of Pushing Daisies, the pies aren't where I'd start.
This is hilarious
Jan. 7th, 2006 11:10 pmIt's late and I need sleep but I was just checking my f-list one last time and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
lesslikeyou had just posted this in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
veronica_mars .
Naturally, I had to try it for myself. And this is what I got.
A Bible In Time
On a beautiful and gargantuan morning, Logan sat in a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Veronica to love someone with an interesting eye lash?
Dorkily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tall cute rocking horse, all on a summer's day. I wish my Veronica would push me, in her own iridescent way..."
"Do you?" Veronica sat down beside Logan and put her hand on Logan's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."
Logan gasped quickly. "But what about my interesting eye lash?"
"I like it," Veronica said adorably. "I think it's radiant."
They came together and their kiss was like a careless leaf that floats on the breeze not caring where it ends up.
"I love you," Logan said mysteriously.
"I love you too," Veronica replied and pushed him.
They bought a bee, moved in together, and lived glibly ever after.
On a beautiful and gargantuan morning, Logan sat in a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Veronica to love someone with an interesting eye lash?
Dorkily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tall cute rocking horse, all on a summer's day. I wish my Veronica would push me, in her own iridescent way..."
"Do you?" Veronica sat down beside Logan and put her hand on Logan's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."
Logan gasped quickly. "But what about my interesting eye lash?"
"I like it," Veronica said adorably. "I think it's radiant."
They came together and their kiss was like a careless leaf that floats on the breeze not caring where it ends up.
"I love you," Logan said mysteriously.
"I love you too," Veronica replied and pushed him.
They bought a bee, moved in together, and lived glibly ever after.
Ridiculous right? But hilarious just the same. Do it for yourself (and be sure to post the results!) here.
Veronica Mars Randomness
Dec. 31st, 2005 04:55 pmI made up a 'ship name. For the wacked out pairing that is Cassidy/Lilly we have...Casilly! *bows*
Logan is: a mystery wrapped up in an enigma wearing a green t-shirt.
VD is: so wrong that it's...wrong.
