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It's late and I need sleep but I was just checking my f-list one last time and lesslikeyou had just posted this in veronica_mars .

Naturally, I had to try it for myself. And this is what I got.

A Bible In Time

On a beautiful and gargantuan morning, Logan sat in a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Veronica to love someone with an interesting eye lash?

Dorkily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tall cute rocking horse, all on a summer's day. I wish my Veronica would push me, in her own iridescent way..."

"Do you?" Veronica sat down beside Logan and put her hand on Logan's elbow. "I think that could be arranged."

Logan gasped quickly. "But what about my interesting eye lash?"

"I like it," Veronica said adorably. "I think it's radiant."

They came together and their kiss was like a careless leaf that floats on the breeze not caring where it ends up.

"I love you," Logan said mysteriously.

"I love you too," Veronica replied and pushed him.

They bought a bee, moved in together, and lived glibly ever after.

Ridiculous right? But hilarious just the same. Do it for yourself (and be sure to post the results!) here.