The title of this fic is adapted from a Raymond Chandler short story, Trouble is My Business, because Gossip Girl episode titles are always based on other works. In the process of writing this I picked up my copy of The Big Sleep, the second sentence of which is as follows:
My brain kind of melts at the thought of Bogey wearing a powder-blue suit. Thank goodness that movie was shot in black and white.
Title: Trouble is Our Business
Fandom: The Dan and Blair Show
Characters: Dan and Blair (obviously), others mentioned
Rating: PG
Word count: 771
Warnings: Crack
Summary: Waldorf and Humphrey, detectives for hire.
Author's note: Part of my non-canonical crime fighters thing that I am doing apparently (tag).
( Uh, Waldorf? Why are we at Burberry? )
I was wearing my powder-blue suit, with dark blue shirt, tie and display handkerchief, black brogues, black wool socks with dark blue clocks on them.
My brain kind of melts at the thought of Bogey wearing a powder-blue suit. Thank goodness that movie was shot in black and white.
Title: Trouble is Our Business
Fandom: The Dan and Blair Show
Characters: Dan and Blair (obviously), others mentioned
Rating: PG
Word count: 771
Warnings: Crack
Summary: Waldorf and Humphrey, detectives for hire.
Author's note: Part of my non-canonical crime fighters thing that I am doing apparently (tag).
( Uh, Waldorf? Why are we at Burberry? )