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It's friday night.
I'm 18.
I have my licence.
I have money.
I'm a cute red head and I know how to dance.
But right now I'm at home babysitting a fake baby. Named Rodney.
It's one of those robot babies that get given to high school kids. My sister's friend, K, is going to see my sister's play tonight and then sleeping over. But she can't take the fake baby to the theatre so I'm looking after it.
You can't shake the baby or it cries. You can't lean it over or it cries. You can't lie it on it's stomach or it cries.
When it does cry (for whatever reason) you have to put this key in the back of it and hold it there until it stops crying.
So yeah. This is what I'll be doing tonight.
I'm 18.
I have my licence.
I have money.
I'm a cute red head and I know how to dance.
But right now I'm at home babysitting a fake baby. Named Rodney.
It's one of those robot babies that get given to high school kids. My sister's friend, K, is going to see my sister's play tonight and then sleeping over. But she can't take the fake baby to the theatre so I'm looking after it.
You can't shake the baby or it cries. You can't lean it over or it cries. You can't lie it on it's stomach or it cries.
When it does cry (for whatever reason) you have to put this key in the back of it and hold it there until it stops crying.
So yeah. This is what I'll be doing tonight.
